Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in Stewart Healey's LiveJournal:

Thursday, November 25th, 2004
10:25 pm	deffo read eddie ross's lj... .--------------------------------------------------------------------. | Session Start: 25 November 2004 | | Participants: | | ...l. ) Carlos Tevez - actual legend. (magic_larry@hotmail.com) | | .../ Let's call the whole thing off (douglaspenman@hotmail.com) | .--------------------------------------------------------------------. [00:45:53] You say Smok: you there? [00:46:02] Mr Cat Says : y0 [00:46:18] You say Smok: [00:37] lol [00:37] eddie ross [00:37] just comes into my flat [00:38] and announces "I've just shat myself in public" [00:38] lololololololololololololol [00:38] "and we can never go back to Native State ever again" [00:46:42] Mr Cat Says : lol [00:46:43] Mr Cat Says : uhm [00:47:13] Mr Cat Says : why is the rosster such a disgrace? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
11:51 am	Sliging Spells It was in a dingy and very often smelly shop were I first began my life of shame. It was very often smell because of the individuals who frequented it. People like Smelly Paul and Smelly Breath Allan were both pretty smelly people. Other, like Extreme Dave Mitchell, had the occasional stench - but mostly covered it up with another form of dihaorroea : verbal. Yes his chat, back in the day, was indeed spurious and most involved telling people how he pulled other men. But I digress, because this is not just a massive of burn on the Extremity, although there is easily the material for it. This is about Shame Club Inc - so I will have to fast forward in time to the year 2001 and a shop called Arena Games were all our principal characters can come together. I knew it was going to be smelly, but when I walkked in the stench of thep place REALLY hit me. Over to the left Martin was molesting a young boy and over to the right the Factor and Sandhu were descussing that evenings roleplaying adventure - which was of course being ran at Daves house. However it was the sight directly in front of me which was of most interest. That of an Italian gentleman of the greatest girth and a chinese guy. They were playing magic the gathering, so I ventured over. Initially I thought that the must be friends, but the italian kept asking the poor chinese fellow "when he got off the boat?". I asked if they fancied a sly multiplayer, and the minute I did so - out of the shadows - leapt Larry the Mad - Lord of Shame. "Multiplayer? Sure, i'm Larry" "Cello" said the itallian "He's LArry the Mad, Lord of SHame and friends with Extreme Dave Mitchell : Roleplayer" I informed them. Although they didnt really know who dave was, they laughed anyway" "A Am Paul liiiiiiiiiiiiiiim, I will play a black deck!!!!!!!!!!!! Watcha!" said the chinese bloke (obviously) So the four of Us shuffled up and dealt. Needless to say my 100 card monstrosity was victorious - in fact if i recall correctly I had bedlam in play and cast reign of power on The Limsters men and killed him. Go me! At this point the extremity emerged from hiding from his secluded base in the corner. This base was used mostly to create knew characters for whatever roleplaying game he was playing that night. The reason he needed to create so many was because he was an arse and often his gay, vegetarian, wank of a character would die. He strolled over to join us in our second multiplayer. Pulling out the other of his two decks, he quickly set about harrowing for swamps and draining Larry of the table. But alas know, larry had a divert in hand. It was suprising that dave did not know this as Zuirs Weirding was in play. Anyhoo, Dave LOst And So introduces The Limster and Cello in the Tale of Shame. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 21st, 2004
6:20 pm	Shame Club Inc Seeing as I have the focus of a midget im gonna pre-empt my fans by saying that updates will not be regular. In fact im spontaneously writing this because lj has got shit (yes thats you Edd) and the only good journal (edm's) doesnt get updated nearly often enough. So here it is.... my new story : Shame Club Inc. I know it will piss the hell outta some people because of the naming and therefor shaming of some people, but will make some people (Larry) laugh. Shame Club Inc. Cast. Larry the Mad - King of Shame without a doubt, but does dig it the most. Extreme Dave Mitchell (Current host of Shame Club Inc) - Lord of Stone,a title he gave himself whilst at an all night LAN parties in easy everything Eddie Ross - King of Magic and all things Card related Martin Cairns - Former Host of Shame Club Inc - Incrediblly sad individual who has been know to beat of small boys. Douglas Penman - one of the small boys Cello Gobbi - Italian guy who is pretty shameful but also quite cool The Limster - reeks os shame, in fact he will probablly never read this because its not a strategy article The Factor - GOD OF SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! only Larper i know except.... Sandhu!!!! who enjoys the occasional romp into the world of pirates and samurai and vampires and other shamefull things King - might be reading this as I type it becasue he has set up an elaborate hack on his computer/home need some birds so i'll pretend i know any... Susan - erm... yeah.... Heather "the cool, but sometimes wrecked" Mitchell Carrie "apparently she went to Steiner School...lol" Corbett? Keeva - obv you get mention as your married to the King of Magic. Jo - seeing as you want mentions on the internet ill include you - although playing in the bins is alot more shamefull than slinging spells. and obviously me - Skratchit - the least shamefull of them all - who actually fled the city of shame to find a better life. Now just to clarify what Shame is : Magic the Gathering and any kind of roleplaying activity is shamefull - its not cool, but might get you friends (tho they wont be cool) Magic the gathering is a Card Game normally played by 12 year olds - some people get in too deep and find that they anally learn all the rules and ruin it for people. WHen this happnes most people quit, unless they have the in built shame gene. if this is the case they will continue to act in a way that demonstrates shame... Next time round (may not happen) i'll begin the TALE OF SHAME! (Comment on this)